Bill Nye is an Awesome Guy

So here's the dealio people: most people are stupid. Here in the Bible Belt (and I'm using belt both like an asteroid belt and like a belt used to beat kids, because that's another stereotype of rednecks down here) a large amount of the population do not believe in evolution. Good for them. I love a good laugh. But you know who does believe in evolution? BILL GODAMN NYE THE MOTHER FRICKIN SCIENCE GUY. Your childhood scientist has just been promoted to my list of people that I respect (Other people on the list include Dolph Lundgren, George Carlin, and Atilla the Hun).


This is why Bill Nye the Science Guy is such a cool Guy

And we all know that anyone who doesn't agree with Bill Nye Should Go Die.

Bill Nye gets another point for being a children's show host who didn't masturbate in a public theatre (I'm looking at you Pee Wee Herman).

Today's lesson: The South is funny, and always will be, but at least Science isn't stupid.