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Here's a joke: How do you make an orphan's hands bleed? Ask it to clap until its parents come home.

Now stop crying.

Hey There Internet!

I also enjoy mentioning One Direction and Justin Bieber in hopes of getting more web traffic from tweens on the internet! Thanks Mark K For the Suggestion!

Now here is Abe Lincoln riding a bear

Bill Nye is an Awesome Guy

So here's the dealio people: most people are stupid. Here in the Bible Belt (and I'm using belt both like an asteroid belt and like a belt used to beat kids, because that's another stereotype of rednecks down here) a large amount of the population do not believe in evolution. Good for them. I love a good laugh. But you know who does believe in evolution? BILL GODAMN NYE THE MOTHER FRICKIN SCIENCE GUY. Your childhood scientist has just been promoted to my list of people that I respect (Other people on the list include Dolph Lundgren, George Carlin, and Atilla the Hun).


This is why Bill Nye the Science Guy is such a cool Guy

And we all know that anyone who doesn't agree with Bill Nye Should Go Die.

Bill Nye gets another point for being a children's show host who didn't masturbate in a public theatre (I'm looking at you Pee Wee Herman).

Today's lesson: The South is funny, and always will be, but at least Science isn't stupid.

Good Afternoon World

By reading this blog you have done two things not including reading this blog. One: You are not reading James P Wise's blog. Two: You have denied your work from winning the battle and let procrastination reign free. Welcome to this blog, where the views of many will be posted to the public because everyone knows that our opinions are more interesting than yours. To start off, a video will be linked.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ua3M1O-WQrM That was a badger versus a snake.

The lesson of today is that cuddly things are often deadly things. Have fun hugging that bear.