I'm Back! For America!

Hey everyone! Sorry I was away for so long! I decided to watch Jamie's blog train wreck away while I festered in school work and procrastination. Also, I decided I can swear a little bit since this doesn't have my real name on it anywhere! Seriously look! It's not here! Suck it Colleges! Whores!

That was the only clean and funny college photo I could find! The rest were full of beer and partial nudity! Thank you Moderate Safety Google Image Search!

Anyway, here is some gossip!

1: Levi Johnston, who knocked up Sarah Palin's daughter, had another baby! And he named it Breeze Beretta! Like the gun! Natural Selection, you prankster, letting all these people through our gene pool.

Pictured: How many southerners picture Charles Darwin.

2: I don't know who Vince Lombardi is, and people have been laughing at me. Who is he?

People already laughed at me when I asked what kind of pasta he was.

3: Apparently, This happened. If you don't want to read that, here's the opening line: "In July 2012, three aging anti-nuclear activists, including an 82-year-old nun, cut through fences surrounding the "Fort Knox" of uranium storage, and U.S. lawmakers want to know how that was possible."

I always thought Fort Knox held gold, not uranium. ALso, the part about THE GODDAMNED NUN.

HAppy renewed interest in my blog everyone!